Mr Bad Media Karma

A cursory peek into my fucked-up life. Rants and raves, musings and madness - come get your piece of me.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Time For Letting Go

Simon left the group HILLARY '08.5:34pm

Simon left the group I Love Criminal Law With Prof Stanley Yeo.5:33pm

Simon left the group hongkong summer love.5:32pm

Simon left the group Barak Obama is the Anti-christ.5:31pm

While not acknowledging that something as frivolous as a Facebook group actually reflects my person, this, my friends, is called letting go. As I told Jinesh yesterday, I would be fine with Obama winning the Presidency (and let's face it, chances are he is going to). This is because I realize the vital role a President plays in selecting justices to the Supreme Court, and having witnessed the recent string of 5-4 decisions, and the victories/losses for the liberals on the judiciary being determined by Justice Kennedy, I cannot bare the though of another Republican appointed judge, as the next appointment will certainly be the tipping point. Poor John Paul Stevens is already 88, and I believe has held on for so long partly because he didn't want to give Bush yet another chance to turn the court over to conservatives. Kennedy and Ginsburg are already in their seventies, and Breyer will be 70 in a few months time (why oh why did Clinton appoint such old judges to the bench?) - ie if we have a Republican President for even the next 4 years, the probability that they will finally get to control the court and reverse decades of precedent and social progress will be great. And I just cannot fathom that happening. Thus, much as I despise Obama and continue to believe that Clinton is the far stronger candidate, perhaps I won't be so upset at the end of the year, when Blue finally reclaims 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

As Democrats, we must stand united.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Bring It On!




6 months - 3 cities.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Forgiveness, Even If You Don't Love Me Anymore

If there was anything worse than the Louise/Louis pun (if such a thing is possible), it would be that they hardly used this during the movie. It should have been given much more prominent treatment. If this song was visible, it would be absolutely gorgeous.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Fwah

Tonight was AMAZING. Best fun I've had in a krub for a damn long time. Drank just enough to get high, music was great, company was even better, and people unexpectedly seen = wah rao. If only I had more guts and confidence.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Gee...

Over the past month, I've been amusing myself with the e-mail function on my phone, which was capable of receiving messages even when I was not connected to the internet. Turns out, it was being pushed via WAP, which presented itself in an additional $60 in my latest phone bill. Which I am not paying, but of course elicited a lot of noise from the mother.

Law Camp ended last night and we headed to O Bar where I managed to chat to a few more freshies, most of whom did not even know I was their councillor. Apart from the fact that I was either helping out/at home/doing my own stuff outside, I suspect it has something to do with my inherently unfriendly face, which I was comparing with one of the said freshies. She told me she had a naturally unfriendly face, and I was like, 'you wanna see mine?', and it was agreed that I won.

Not something to be proud of winning.

Friendliness to strangers is not my thing, but I surprise myself most times when I make the effort, and then I get afraid that I will screw it up so I stop talking to them after a while. I am so fucked up.

My brother is 30 this year and is already developing a chunk of fat around his stomach, which motives me to work hard at the gym to avoid the same fate. So that's the routine then. Orientation, gym, the odd dinner with a friend or a group of friends I haven't seen in a while... surely there's supposed to be more to the holidays than this?

Monday, June 16, 2008

First Day Of Camp

I still remember queuing up outside Temasek Hall, waiting for my turn to register, and being led to the MPH and introduced to my OG. It didn't seem too long ago. And yet today a year has passed, and I was the one welcoming freshmen to law camp.

A few observations because, well, I am bloody tired and need to sleep and have a fucking long day tomorrow.

#1. I was so proud of Sam Anna and Cheryl, Chair and Vice-Chair of Land Telematch that went off without a hitch. Not just for the planning, but in their performance as station masters. They were all grown up, giving instructions to their juniors (or for the boys, a strange dichotomy of senior cum junior), conducting the actual game four times, staying back after the fun was over to scrub and clean, and yet keeping their smiles throughout. It was almost like a father watching his daughters, I don't know, walk for the first time or something.

#2. It was also heartwarming to see my fellow year twos (gosh that's gonna take some getting used to) who were OGLs and supervising, from Chengs and Denise sportingly rolling around in the disgusting slosh pit to Alphis taking charge of the entire camp and Derek On rallying his OG, which is also my OG, which I have yet to interact with (and this is my one complaint).

#3. Night court was less dramatic this year but in some ways was a lot... cleaner? Not so messy and convoluted. The distinction from one scene to the next was very sharp. And Caleb voluntarily participating in the proceedings... that's what you call coming full circle indeed.

So yeah I'm exhausted and have yet to eat dinner but I go to bed a very satisfied and happy man =)

Monday, June 09, 2008

Rojo Caliente!

Also known as Christine Marioni, also known as Cynthia Nixon's lover who refuses to wear anything that is remotely feminine and shoes which are not sensible.

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Thank you very, very much. Well, this isn't exactly the party I'd planned, but I sure like the company.

And I want to start today by saying how grateful I am to all of you, to everyone who poured your hearts and your hopes into this campaign, who drove for miles and lined the streets waving homemade signs, who scrimped and saved to raise money, who knocked on doors and made calls, who talked, sometimes argued with your friends and neighbors who e-mailed and contributed online, who invested so much in our common enterprise, to the moms and dads who came to our events, who lifted their little girls and little boys on their shoulders and whispered in their ears, "See, you can be anything you want to be."

To the young people like 13-year-old Anne Riddell from Mayfield, Ohio, who had been saving for two years to go to Disney World and decided to use her savings instead to travel to Pennsylvania with her mom and volunteer there, as well.

To the veterans, to the childhood friends, to New Yorkers and Arkansans who traveled across the country, telling anyone who would listen why you supported me. And to all of those women in their 80s and their 90s born before women could vote, who cast their votes for our campaign. I've told you before about Florence Stein of South Dakota, who was 88 years old and insisted that her daughter bring an absentee ballot to her hospice bedside. Her daughter and a friend put an American flag behind her bed and helped her fill out the ballot.

She passed away soon after, and, under state law, her ballot didn't count, but her daughter later told a reporter, "My dad's an ornery, old cowboy, and he didn't like it when he heard Mom's vote wouldn't be counted. I don't think he had voted in 20 years, but he voted in place of my mom."

So to all those who voted for me and to whom I pledged my utmost, my commitment to you and to the progress we seek is unyielding.

You have inspired and touched me with the stories of the joys and sorrows that make up the fabric of our lives. And you have humbled me with your commitment to our country.

Eighteen million of you, from all walks of life women and men, young and old, Latino and Asian, African-American and Caucasian rich, poor, and middle-class, gay and straight, you have stood with me.

And I will continue to stand strong with you every time, every place, in every way that I can. The dreams we share are worth fighting for.


Remember, we fought for the single mom with the young daughter, juggling work and school, who told me, "I'm doing it all to better myself for her. Are you going to do to make sure I have health care?" and began to cry, because even though she works three jobs, she can't afford insurance.

We fought for the young man in the Marine Corps t-shirt who waited months for medical care and said, "Take care of my buddies over there, and then will you please take care of me?"

We fought for all those who've lost jobs and health care, who can't afford gas or groceries or college, who have felt invisible to their president these last seven years.

I entered this race because I have an old-fashioned conviction that public service is about helping people solve their problems and live their dreams. I've had every opportunity and blessing in my own life, and I want the same for all Americans.

And until that day comes, you'll always find me on the front lines of democracy, fighting for the future.


The way to continue our fight now, to accomplish the goals for which we stand is to take our energy, our passion, our strength, and do all we can to help elect Barack Obama, the next president of the United States.

Today, as I suspend my campaign, I congratulate him on the victory he has won and the extraordinary race he has run. I endorse him and throw my full support behind him.

And I ask all of you to join me in working as hard for Barack Obama as you have for me.

I have served in the Senate with him for four years. I have been in this campaign with him for 16 months. I have stood on the stage and gone toe-to-toe with him in 22 debates. I've had a front-row seat to his candidacy, and I have seen his strength and determination, his grace and his grit.

In his own life, Barack Obama has lived the American dream, as a community organizer, in the state Senate, as a United States senator. He has dedicated himself to ensuring the dream is realized. And in this campaign, he has inspired so many to become involved in the democratic process and invested in our common future.

Now, when I started this race, I intended to win back the White House and make sure we have a president who puts our country back on the path to peace, prosperity and progress. And that's exactly what we're going to do, by ensuring that Barack Obama walks through the doors of the Oval Office on January 20, 2009.

Now, I understand -- I understand that we all know this has been a tough fight, but the Democratic Party is a family. And now it's time to restore the ties that bind us together and to come together around the ideals we share, the values we cherish, and the country we love.

We may have started on separate journeys, but today our paths have merged. And we're all heading toward the same destination, united and more ready than ever to win in November and to turn our country around, because so much is at stake.

We all want an economy that sustains the American dream, the opportunity to work hard and have that work rewarded, to save for college, a home and retirement, to afford that gas and those groceries, and still have a little left over at the end of the month, an economy that lifts all of our people and ensures that our prosperity is broadly distributed and shared.

We all want a health care system that is universal, high-quality and affordable so that parents don't have to choose between care for themselves or their children or be stuck in dead-end jobs simply to keep their insurance.

This isn't just an issue for me. It is a passion and a cause, and it is a fight I will continue until every single American is insured, no exceptions and no excuses.

We all want an America defined by deep and meaningful equality, from civil rights to labor rights, from women's rights to gay rights from ending discrimination to promoting unionization, to providing help for the most important job there is: caring for our families.

And we all want to restore America's standing in the world, to end the war in Iraq, and once again lead by the power of our values and to join with our allies to confront our shared challenges, from poverty and genocide to terrorism and global warming.

You know, I've been involved in politics and public life in one way or another for four decades. And during those, during those 40 years, our country has voted 10 times for president. Democrats won only three of those times, and the man who won two of those elections is with us today.

We made tremendous progress during the '90s under a Democratic president, with a flourishing economy and our leadership for peace and security respected around the world.

Just think how much more progress we could have made over the past 40 years if we'd had a Democratic president. Think about the lost opportunities of these past seven years on the environment and the economy, on health care and civil rights, on education, foreign policy and the Supreme Court.

Imagine how far we could have come, how much we could have achieved if we had just had a Democrat in the White House.

We cannot let this moment slip away. We have come too far and accomplished too much.

Now, the journey ahead will not be easy. Some will say we can't do it, that it's too hard, we're just not up to the task. But for as long as America has existed, it has been the American way to reject can't-do claims and to choose instead to stretch the boundaries of the possible through hard work, determination, and a pioneering spirit.

It is this belief, this optimism that Sen. Obama and I share and that has inspired so many millions of our supporters to make their voices heard. So today I am standing with Sen. Obama to say: Yes, we can!

And that together we will work -- we'll have to work hard to achieve universal health care. But on the day we live in an America where no child, no man, and no woman is without health insurance, we will live in a stronger America. That's why we need to help elect Barack Obama our president.

We'll have to work hard to get back to fiscal responsibility and a strong middle class. But on the day we live in an America whose middle class is thriving and growing again, where all Americans, no matter where they live or where their ancestors came from, can earn a decent living, we will live in a stronger America. And that is why we must help elect Barack Obama our president.

We'll have to work hard to foster the innovation that will make us energy independent and lift the threat of global warming from our children's future. But on the day we live in an America fueled by renewable energy, we will live in a stronger America. And that is why we have to help elect Barack Obama our president.

We'll have to work hard to bring our troops home from Iraq and get them the support they've earned by their service. But on the day we live in an America that's as loyal to our troops as they have been to us, we will live in a stronger America. And that is why we must help elect Barack Obama our president.

This election is a turning-point election. And it is critical that we all understand what our choice really is. Will we go forward together, or will we stall and slip backwards?

Now, think how much progress we've already made. When we first really serve as commander in chief? Well, I think we answered that one.

Could an African-American really be our president? And Sen. Obama has answered that one.

Together, Sen. Obama and I achieved milestones essential to our progress as a nation, part of our perpetual duty to form a more perfect union. A woman running for president, I always gave the same answer, that I was proud to be running as a woman, but I was running because I thought I'd be the best president. But ...

But I am a woman and, like millions of women, I know there are still barriers and biases out there, often unconscious, and I want to build an America that respects and embraces the potential of every last one of us.

I ran as a daughter who benefited from opportunities my mother never dreamed of. I ran as a mother who worries about my daughter's future and a mother who wants to leave all children brighter tomorrows.

To build that future I see, we must make sure that women and men alike understand the struggles of their grandmothers and their mothers, and that women enjoy equal opportunities, equal pay and equal respect.

Let us resolve and work toward achieving very simple propositions: There are no acceptable limits, and there are no acceptable prejudices in the 21st century in our country.

You can be so proud that, from now on, it will be unremarkable for a woman to win primary state victories unremarkable to have a woman in a close race to be our nominee, unremarkable to think that a woman can be the president of the United States. And that is truly remarkable, my friends.

To those who are disappointed that we couldn't go all of the way, especially the young people who put so much into this campaign, it would break my heart if, in falling short of my goal, I in any way discouraged any of you from pursuing yours.

Always aim high, work hard and care deeply about what you believe in. And, when you stumble, keep faith. And, when you're knocked down, get right back up and never listen to anyone who says you can't or shouldn't go on.

As we gather here today in this historic, magnificent building, the 50th woman to leave this Earth is orbiting overhead. If we can blast 50 women into space, we will someday launch a woman into the White House.

Although we weren't able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it's got about 18 million cracks in it, and the light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time.


That has always been the history of progress in America. Think of the suffragists who gathered at Seneca Falls in 1848 and those who kept fighting until women could cast their votes.

Think of the abolitionists who struggled and died to see the end of slavery. Think of the civil rights heroes and foot soldiers who segregation and Jim Crow.

Because of them, I grew up taking for granted that women could vote, and, because of them, my daughter grew up taking for granted that children of all colors could go to school together.

Because of them, Barack Obama and I could wage a hard-fought campaign for the Democratic nomination. Because of them and because of you, children today will grow up taking for granted that an African-American or a woman can, yes, become the president of the United States. And so when that day arrives, and a woman takes the oath of office as our president, we will all stand taller, proud of the values of our nation, proud that every little girl can dream big and that her dreams can come true in America.

And all of you will know that, because of your passion and hard work, you helped pave the way for that day.

So I want to say to my supporters: When you hear people saying or think to yourself "if only" or "what if," I say, please, don't go there. Every moment wasted looking back keeps us from moving forward.

Life is too short, time is too precious, and the stakes are too high to dwell on what might have been. We have to work together for what still can be. And that is why I will work my heart out to make sure that Sen. Obama is our next president.

And I hope and pray that all of you will join me in that effort.

To my supporters and colleagues in Congress, to the governors and mayors, elected officials who stood with me in good times and bad, thank you for your strength and leadership.

To my friends in our labor unions who stood strong every step of the way, I thank you and pledge my support to you.

To my friends from every stage of my life, your love and ongoing commitment sustained me every single day.

To my family, especially Bill and Chelsea and my mother, you mean the world to me, and I thank you for all you have done.

And to my extraordinary staff, volunteers and supporters thank you for working those long, hard hours. Thank you for dropping everything, leaving work or school, traveling to places that you've never been, sometimes for months on end. And thanks to your families, as well, because your sacrifice was theirs, too. All of you were there for me every step of the way.

Now, being human, we are imperfect. That's why we need each other, to catch each other when we falter, to encourage each other when we lose heart. Some may lead, some may follow, but none of us can go it alone.

The changes we're working for are changes that we can only accomplish together. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are rights that belong to us as individuals. But our lives, our freedom, our happiness are best enjoyed, best protected, and best advanced when we do work together.

That is what we will do now, as we join forces with Sen. Obama and his campaign. We will make history together, as we write the next chapter in America's story. We will stand united for the values we hold dear, for the vision of progress we share, and for the country we love.

There is nothing more American than that.

And looking out at you today, I have never felt so blessed. The challenges that I have faced in this campaign are nothing compared to those that millions of Americans face every day in their own lives.

So today I'm going to count my blessings and keep on going. I'm going to keep doing what I was doing long before the cameras ever showed up and what I'll be doing long after they're gone: working to give every American the same opportunities I had and working to ensure that every child has the chance to grow up and achieve his or her God- given potential.

I will do it with a heart filled with gratitude, with a deep and dividing love for our country, and with nothing but optimism and confidence for the days ahead.

This is now our time to do all that we can to make sure that, in this election, we add another Democratic president to that very small list of the last 40 years and that we take back our country and once again move with progress and commitment to the future.

Thank you all. And God bless you, and God bless America.

Friday, June 06, 2008

On Satisfaction

Now that was a night to remember. No photos. Sloppy dressing all round. Just the four of us, sitting in a cafe, talking and laughing into the wee hours of the morning. Strengthening bonds and feeling a connection to each other, that magical spark that is so rare but once found sears itself into your mind.

Samantha
Cheryl
Jinesh
Simon

I just wanted it to last.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

A Great Way To Fly?

As you all probably know, I'm quite the airline aficionado. I've been looking at reviews for China Eastern Airlines (let's just say I'm counting on their new fleet of A340s and the crew having a pleasant disposition later this year) and that got me to thinking of my own experiences on various airlines, and I thought I'd write them out here for fun. So from what I can remember...

Early 1990s
Sin - Langkawi - Sin
Malaysia Airlines, Boeing 737-400
My first flight ever, and I really can't remember anything. Do have a picture of me standing in front of the plane on the tarmac tho'.

Sin - Penang - Sin
Malaysia Airlines, Boeing 737-400
Can't remember either. Haha. Have not flown MH since, and god willing, will never have to.

1996
Sin - Brisbane - Melbourne - Sin
Qantas, Boeing 747-200, Boeing 767-300 (I think) and Boeing 747-400 respectively
My only time on Qantas and did NOT have a good experience. No personal inflight entertainment. There was just this very crappy movie on the big screen. Service was so-so and very Caucasian. Did get to go into the cockpit on the Brisbane to Melbourne leg, although I felt very out of place as the rest of the people inside were Aussie (and ang mor) kids returning from vacation.

1998
Sin - Shanghai - Sin
Singapore Airlines, Boeing 777 something
My first time on SQ and I remember being so excited to finally have Krisworld (yes personalized inflight entertainment was very important to me back then). Plane was new and shiny. Although its hazy, I remember having a very good first impression of SQ

Sin - Sydney - Sin
Singapore Airlines, Boeing 747-400
Yes people, in the days before the A380, the Megatop was the crown jewel in the SQ fleet, the behemoth, the SHIT. I think this was a great flight too, although I had to vomit into a bag while we were flying back somewhere over Indonesia.

Sin - KL - Sin
Japan Airlines, can't remember plane model
Funny airline to take to KL - they had the cheapest tickets I think. Lack of inflight entertainment was fine (it is a 45 min flight after all), although they use those same planes to fly to Japan...Will probably go down in history as the worst (and thank goodness shortest) flight I have ever taken. Fucking Japanese men smoking in cabin, fucking pilot can't take off properly - I felt like I was on a ROLLERCOASTER when the plane was taking off!! (as in, the whole G-force thing - which one SHOULD NOT feel on a flight!)

1999
Sin - Melbourne - Sin
Emirates, can't remember plane model
Ah, this was a breath of fresh air. An airline with PTVs (touch screen, no less!) that wasn't SQ! Back in those days, Emirates was only beginning to develop its reputation and their flights were attractively priced. Had a good one. Love the uniforms (when they don the red headgear)

2000
Sin - New York JFK - Sin (via Frankfurt)
Singapore Airlines, Boeing 747-400
Oh this flight was memorable. I remember the stewardess asking my mum why we were going to New York, and when my mum said something about how my brother and I have been dying to go (bad choice of words, as we shall see shortly), stewardess replied, 'everyone wants to see the Big Apple'. Her name? Ang Miao Lee (or something close to that), a.k.a one of the cabin crew who perished later that year in the SQ 006 crash in Taipei (see I told you). I recognized her name in the papers. That was sad. Landing in Frankfurt was super-smooth, hardly felt like the plane had hit the ground at all! Why do I remember this? Because when we came to a stop, people in the cabin started clapping. I kid you not. The only time I have ever experienced that.

2001

Sin - Chiang Mai - Sin (via Phuket - outbound only - and Bangkok - both out and inbound)
Thai Airways, Airbus A300 (I think), Boeing 737 and Boeing 747
Talk about unnecessary stopovers. I loved looking down at the azure waters around Phuket just before landing though. Spent all of an hour in the airport lounge before flying to Don Muang, transiting to the domestic terminal, and taking these really cramped 737s to Chiang Mai (this was the AC-wide trip btw, so you can imagine the havoc of the journey). On the return leg, I remember exploring Don Muang (nothing much to explore but oh well) with Mike and Henry before we boarded back to Singapore. No inflight entertainment, but they did have audio on demand *cue oohs and ahs*

Sin - London - Sin
Singapore Airlines, presumably Boeing 747-400
Longest uninterrupted flight I've been on so far. I remember my mum complaining about how this was SQ and the food shouldn't have been so bad. I found it fine. I've never had a problem with airline food generally. I've never had a bad experience on SQ, but as my pockets don't run deep, this was my last time on an SQ flight for almost 7 years. And the gap between this and my next flight was the longest ever. I just didn't travel for nearly 4 years! I think times were bad or something.

2005
Sin - HK - Sin
United Airlines, Boeing 747
The big screen in front (ie no PTVs) didn't bother me because my flight was only 3 hours. After serving lunch (or was it breakfast) and a bit of doodling, we were already preparing to land. Pity the people traveling trans-Pacific though. The first time my ears really ached on landing, and it was fucking painful. For a moment, I thought maybe the frequent flier thing wasn't for me. But am pretty much over that by now (hopefully). Security checks were a CHORE. Had to get there really early and queue up and stuff. But it was a steal. Wouldn't die if I never flew United again though.

Sin - Bangkok - Sin
Swiss, Airbus urm either 330 or 340...
Before the flight, the cabin crew were going around asking everyone whether they were stopping in Bangkok or moving on to Zurich. I wish I was in the latter class but, like most of the cheap people on board, I was just on for 2 hours plus. And why not go on to Zurich really. Swiss was a fantastic experience. Good inflight entertainment, good food, gorgeous crew (including one whose name was Simon haha). I would so fly them again.

2006
Sin - San Francisco - Sin (via Tokyo Narita)
Northwest, Airbus A330
This was a pleasant surprise really. Having been warned of American airlines, and after my very mediocre experience on United, the only reason I was flying Northwest was because, well, their tickets were... shall we say, competitively priced. But it turned out to be one of my better experiences. New, spacious aircraft, decent inflight entertainment (yes there were PTVs), and generally helpful cabin crew (one must look past age). When we landed in San Francisco, I remember one of the more urm... senior stewardesses shouting at a man who had stood up before the plane had come to a stop. 'SIR WOULD YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN!' In her 'older American woman' twang. As I have always been attracted to older, powerful women, I found that hot. Would recommend Northwest to anyone, although there won't be a Northwest much longer sadly - think they're merging with Continental. Hell, Jinesh still uses their headphones.

2007
Sin - Krabi - Sin
Tiger Airways, Airbus A320
What do you expect? It was ok. I remember someone commenting before the flight that Tiger stewardesses 'look like they've been mauled by a Tiger'. So bad. They were ok la. Nothing much to do anyway. One does not expect anything when one flies a budget airline.

2008
Sin - Tokyo Narita - Sin
Singapore Airlines, Boeing 747-400
Ah, my return to SQ, courtesy of daddy's Krisflyer miles. And after the passage of 7 years, the Boeing 747 seemed worn, like an aging workhorse still capable of great power but just generally looking tired and past its prime. Krisworld, which back in 1998 had been like the Messiah to me, now seemed old and unresponsive (these were the ones that had not yet been upgraded). It was nice to fly SQ again but at this point, I don't think the premium they charge is necessarily translated into the premium in terms of overall inflight experience. Nice Christmas decorations in the cabin, though.

And that's it for now. I don't think I've left anything out. Certainly not comparable to many of my peers but not quite unremarkable either (which is more indicative of the fact that so many of my peers are young jetsetters haha).

Next up, SQ in Jul on the triple 7 and urm, yes, China Eastern end of year, complete with many hours stopover in Shanghai (this one should be an adventure).

Question

-simon- says: (12:54:20 AM)
who would you rather have sex with
jin: looking for wakeboarding kakis says: (12:54:24 AM)
erm who?
-simon- says: (12:54:31 AM)
margaret thatcher, hillary clinton, angela merkel
-simon- says: (12:54:36 AM)
condolezza rice
-simon- says: (12:54:44 AM)
or benazir bhutto (if she wasn't dead)
jin: looking for wakeboarding kakis says: (12:54:57 AM)
i'd rather bury my face in queen latifah's mutton flaps
-simon- says: (12:55:03 AM)
tantan
jin: looking for wakeboarding kakis says: (12:55:05 AM)
i dont know why you do this to me (and to yourself)
-simon- says: (12:55:07 AM)
dun be ageist
-simon- says: (12:55:16 AM)
i genuinely am attracted to
-simon- says: (12:55:20 AM)
strong, powerful women

On an equally serious note, I find it ironic that Belinda Ang found the antics of the Chee siblings to have 'diminished' the 'dignity' and 'authority' of the court. And sad. The loser in all of this is undoubtedly our judiciary.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

SATC, Again

To celebrate Lena's birthday, I figured I'd bring her out to watch a movie, and what better movie for two star-crossed lovers to watch than Sex and the City? Tickets booked, I met her at Topshop (where she bought a top with 2 sparrows) and surprised her with the news. At least, I'd like to think I surprised her.

So we made our way to GV Grand at Great World City (yes WTF goes to Great World City, so bloody outta the way) and sat in the theatre for around 3 hours (we watched a 'special edition' of SATC with extended footage - read the kind of 'extras' they tack onto DVDs - which they showed BEFORE the actual movie thus partially SPOILING it for those who had not already seen it. Of course, I was not one of those so that didn't matter).

For all the talk of marginal utility, I actually really enjoyed watching the movie again, albeit being able to leave for a quick toilet break *gasp* during the actual show - and the part at which I left at is pretty indicative of my least favorite scene, when Carrie was having her Mexicoma and just lying in bed like a spoilt brat ingrate (there Jin, I said it!). And bar the Louis(e) troika, the hideous LV bag and the corny LOVE keychain nonsense, the whole thing was really enjoyable.

Samantha Jones is one hot sexy mama.

So after 3 glamorous hours in Manhattan, what did the Chee and I do? We went to a SUPERMARKET. CARREFOUR at Plaza Sing. To buy PANDAN CAKES for her kids. Those you find in those flimsy, transparent plastic containers. LOTS OF THEM AT 3 DOLLARS A POP. It was so surreal I tell you, me balancing the tower of cakes, telling her to stack on more so that they would cover my face because I was so malu and did not want to be seen. Haha.

We found a basket and put everything inside. Then we had a feast at wadsthatplace Hot Tomato Express. It's funny that the last time I was there, with Jin and Rohai, was before the SATC premiere on Tuesday, and that I found myself back there AFTER watching SATC again.

I doubt I'll be catching the show in theaters again, though it was great to be in a cinema packed with people, laughing at the appropriate time (although I suspect most went for the more slapstick/low-brow humour) and generally appreciating the movie.

And its nice to see audiences in the US (my motherland) showing Sex some love too, as it is expected to smash the box office record for a romantic comedy/movie fronted by females and kick Indiana Jones from the number one spot. America may not be ready to elect a female President (and don't get me started on that) but at least they know how to appreciate a movie that was allegedly meant only for women and gay men.

Meng'll be back in a week, which is great,* can't believe how quickly time has flown. I wish Weiren was coming back too, then we could have a real Samazozi reunion tour. Lena and I were recounting some of our shenanigans, as the fabulous foursome, still as hilarious as ever.

I used to peg us as characters from Sex:
Weiren is def. Samantha, for reasons that need not be elaborated on here.
Lena is Charlotte, sans the Park Avenue apartment (for now) - always the cheerleader for romance, the (relative) prude, the goodey-two-shoes.
I used to peg Meng as Carrie (romantic at heart, 'main star' of the samazozis) and myself as Miranda (no-nonsense lawyer, cynical).

But I think we've each got a bit of the other in us. Me - like Carrie, neurotic and whiny (I'm sure Jin will agree with this wholeheartedly) and yet ENDEARING (HAHA!). Meng - like Miranda, angsty, occasionally grumpy. Haha.

So yeah now I'm not so sure who's who any longer.

Oh 2 funny incidents that happened towards the end of the night.

[Woman comes scurrying up to us as we walk out of the supermarket]
Woman: Do you want the receipts from Carrefour? (obviously going to use it to redeem something or other, the cheapskate)
Lena: Yes
[Woman goes away]
Lena: Actually I don't want them but she had this look on her face which made me not want to give them to her.
Simon: Yes! The damn annoying 'you owe me a living' kind of face right?

[While waiting for taxi, old man comes up and says in Chinese to me]
Old man: Xian seng, ni ting de dong ma? (loosely translated: Mr, do you understand me?) - the sucker probably wanted to ask me something, but I really could not give two fucks.
Simon [in sneering, almost mocking manner, and in ENGLISH]: No.
[Old man emits some sound and goes away]
Lena: If you didn't understand him, how could you reply?
Simon: Well, you didn't want to give her the receipts either...

I am such a caring person.

*Turns out he'll only be back in mid-Jul =(