wack!!

Last night was just SO CRASH and so fucking fun. You can always count on Navin Naidu to provide entertainment. Throw in Prashant and Omar and well...HAVOC! Yeah Omar's birthday dinner at Essential Brew. The 3 of them are MAD la. There was this guy opposite us wearing a jersey with XXX at the back instead of a name and the number 23. Cue LOUD jokes the whole night about XXX, Vin Diesel and the like. My favourite one was Navin's explanation of what the X's stood for. It's complete nonsense but when your're high on vodka and beer its so damn funny. The first X stands for Xtreme, because the guy is an Indian. The second X stands for X-ray, because the guy is an Indian and would thus smoke a lot leading to lung cancer which would require an X-ray. The third X stands for Xtraordinary because well, the guy is an Indian. It's just so utterly garbage and funny! Navin and Prashant are just so witty. It's amazing how they can just connect one thing to another and basically form a chain of nonsense for the whole night. According to Navin, he is British because he's Indian, and India was the crown jewel in the British empire, making him British. Makes so much sense really.

Charles and Ian Wheelock were having their white man's conversation. We didn't understand most of what they were talking about. The Indians were joking that they were discussing which territory to colonise next. According to Naidu, Indians get hungover if they DON'T DRINK, and lung cancer if they don't smoke. It's a pity I don't have a good memory la. Twas a whole night of jokes along this line, and the ENDLESS insulting of other people. Prashant was wondering aloud very loudly if one of the fat girls at another table was pregnant.

I was just so high. The cake was very very nice.

Haha so typical of Omar right? We even sung the first verse and chorus of THE anthem before cutting the cake. I had so much. Drong wouldn't be very proud of us really. But it really was the most fun night I've had for a few weeks, took my mind of all the shit for the whole night. Cheerios guys and hopefully we'll all meet up again sometime.



Oh yes CHONG FONG sounds a tad better over the phone but apparently looks much worse in real life now o_O