One Day

Game: One Day In My Life

Objectives: (1) Overcome (unprepared for) torts tutorial (2) Experience 'brimstone and fire' Thio in real life without peeing in pants (3) Survive Law Pageant interview with dignity intact (4) Study

Bonus: Becky

Status: (1) accomplished, (2) accomplished, but with tinge of sadness and distress, (3) accomplished, although with undesired consequence of potentially being chosen, (4) ABORTED by diversion to Orchard, and subsequent chance meeting with JS while waiting for Jin to finish gym, proceeding to Soup Spoon at Paragon and sojourn in Borders

Bonus: Slightly accomplished. Still hopelessly, pathetically yearning

Laugh-o-meter: Uncontrollable at the Soup Spoon with Jin and JS, with Quasimodo and expressionless lesbian sex jokes.

Karma-o-meter: 2 divided by 0. Anything divided by 0 actually. If you get the joke...

Quote of the day: 'After I got my 3 degrees, after returning from Oxford...'

My response: 'Honey, all 'em degrees ain't any good when you're suffering from atrophy of the pussy'